jew waiter


jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
oh. it’s your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and i’ll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don’t order the pork please, don’t order the pork please, don’t order the pork please, have some kosher beef, oy!

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