Jew Wayne
a very rare, but just as slimy, jewish boy or girl who lurks the earth as a jew disguised as a cowboy such as john wayne.
jew wayne: howdy, i drive a deisel truck
girl: ok i didn’t ask or even make eye contact w/you but thats cool.
jew wayne: yea see that confederate flag?
girl: umm yea
jew wayne: yea you did, thats mine, i bought it at a store.
girl: arn’t you jewish?
jew wayne: i’m from the south
girl: i’m gunna head out, your jew beak is making me go crosseyed.
jew wayne: the south will rise again!!
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