Jewban
one who has a parent of cuban heritage and another parent of jewish decent. a fairly popular combination in south florida.
most of my friends at miami senior high school are jewbans.
someone that is from jewish and cuban descent.
boy 1: that kid over there looks jewish
boy 2: no, he looks cuban
boy 3: yeah, he’s a jewban
a jew mixed with a cuban. it is a very rare breed. they often have internal conflict because the jew is cheap and wants money, but the cuban wants to redistribute wealth. jewbans come from the island jewba, which is an island made of quarters and is just off the coast of guantanamo bay.
kyle castro, don’t steal my quarter you jewban, your island is full of them.
a person born in cuban whose religion is jewish.
esmerengildo is a very rich jewban.
a jewish-cuban person, weird, huh? most cubans are the complete opposite, strictly catholic.
look at that jewban, puffing on a cigar and studying the torah. what an -sshole.
a person of hebrew faith found in south florida
also could be used to describe something rare
“dude, i can’t believe i saw a jew in miami!”
“yeah, its a jewban”
the offspring if a jewish person and a cuban
-kyle is a jewban, but he isn’t as bad as eak-m.
-i don’t know, he is a communist and hordes change.
-well that’s an oxymoron.
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