Jewbert


one who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.
“hey nathan can i get a ride home?”

“um, i’ll need some gas money”

“you want gas money? i live half a block away you f-cking jewbert”
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a person named robert who is a jew who shows a lot of jewish stereo types (cheap or greedy, b-tt of a lot of jokes between friends).
boy1: hey what’s jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don’t know jewbert is probly hanging out with some skeezers!!!
a jew who has bought heavily into the corporate lifestyle. a jewish office rat. a jewish executive.
i did ask jay out for golf but he’s busy this weekend teaching sensitivy training. he’s not even getting paid time and a half. what a jewbert.
a name for an annoying person who practices judism and plays video games all day. a fusion between the words jew and q-bert.
i want to play half-life 2, but that guy’s too busy being a gay little jew-bert and won’t stop playing shrek ‘n roll!
a s-xy jewish man who is often a freshman in highschool. he has big bicepts and he has a p-n-s that is at least 7 inches long. often, he gets the most -ss in the whole high school even though it seems completely impossible. don’t doubt the jew.
what happened to that senior erica, she is walking funny today. jewbert happened.

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