Jewbump


term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one’s preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. this refers to jews being stereo-typically d-cks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
“hey man, you got any more of that stuff?”
“sorry, my guy gave me a jew b-mp and i’m all out. also have you read mein kampf?”
when two jews bang fists against each other in ethnic solidarity.
‘i gave him a jewb-mp after the rally.’
the b-mp that jewish people have on their noes that makes it huge.
wow, look at that jew-b-mp, even without the yam-aka, you can tell he’s a jew.
a large or easily noticeable b-mp on ones nose, usually a jewish person.
“dude you see that girls jew b-mp?”

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