jewche


a contraction of the word “douche” and “jew”. used to describe a jew who is a douche.
“erin is a jewche” (get it? cuz she’s jewish…)
a combination of the words jew and douche. being a jewche is worse than being called a jew or a douche alone.
man, that dude is a freakin jewche. i can’t stand his -ss.
a jewish douche.
bill mahr is a jewche.
a snotty jewish boy or man/ a flaunting jew who likes to show off material items
commonly seen with a blinged out yarmulkes
yup, oh god he’s such a jewche.
a jewish douche
he scammed me out of 50 bucks. what a jewche!
(jew-shh) n. a wealthy douche-bag.
“wow, that kevin federline is such a jewche!”

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