Jewed Candy
describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
they save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
can be mostly found during halloween.
takes the idea of jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
alyssa got a large amount of candy on halloween and is keeping it to herself. it has been eight months and that b-tch still hasn’t coughed up a gum-drop. wh-r-.
i gave her my halloween stash and she totally turned it into jewed candy.
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