Jewel Thiefing


(something that i made up and do in school.)

jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend’s desk or hand, then say “thanks.”
-friend writing a paper-

-takes pencil from friend’s hand-

me: thanks.

friend: dude what the f-ck.

me: dude, i’m just jewel thiefing, calm down.

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