jewfro samurai


jewfro samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. jewfro samurai’s are extremely good at video games, and have god like p-n-ses. they are also f-cking amazing, and are great in bed. do not under any circ-mstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will f-ck you up.
kid: dude! jewfro samurai just cut that guys head off!

jewfro samurai got a perfection! (halo)

kid: the kid is such a jewfro samurai…

kid: when i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!

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