jewfro

a afro created or possessed by only the holiest of jews. usually a ginger jew
jake: holy sh-t man did u see daniel’s jewfro???!?
harry: ikr man it’s m-ssive you could fit a black mans d-ck in there
an -rg-sm-inducing hairstyle worn by people of jewish descent. it consists of curly hair and is often large.
famous wearers of the jewfro: matt stone (creator of “south park”)
matt stone’s jewfro not only made me want to give him my virginity,but to also hump my chair.
a fro residing on the head of a jew
a jewish fellow who undoubtably has, a fro.
a large circular dome of curly hair possesed by a jew. the jewish form of afro.
you could tell he wasnt goim by his jewfro. oy vey.
a curly mop of hair with lots of volume, sported by many a jewish brother.
matt stone doesn’t look as cool now he’s cropped the jewfro.
the jewish man’s afro
man nolan has quite the jewfro
a jewish man (or woman) that has very curly hair, resembeling an afro. widely known from being mentioned on the popular tv show “the oc”.
summer: my hair is frizzing out. i look like howard stern!
seth: see, strangely, i feel like my jew fro benefits from this climate.
a large, round and often boulbus hairstyle found most often within the jewish comunity.
it’s not a fricken afro, i am not black, it’s a “jewfro” for christs sake.