Jewgotti
1. an old honda civic, particularly one that has been beat to all h-ll with a headlight out, duct-taped side p-ssenger window, and cigarette burns in the seats. in other words, a car that is not a bugatti.
2. a jew emulating the worst of italian-american culture — tank tops, the blow out hair style, lip gloss, the tanning, gaudy jewelery, etc.
1. “is that your new whip? a jewgotti… sweet!”
2. “so you’re italian? no? oh a jewgotti, i see…”
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