Jewhawk
a thrifty individual whom:
1) specifically buys items at reduced price, honing in on sales or perceived “bargains.”
2) first on the scene to receive free items, naturally flocking to such occurrences.
3) has mastered the art of manipulating the generosity/good will of others for personal gain.
individuals who possess this behavioral trait are quite often difficult to identify. “mr.jackson is such a jewhawk, he is always searching for a bargain!”
5 more definitions
a mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)
hey look at his jew hawk
when a kid with a jew-fro cuts his hair to make a mohawk, inevitably becoming a jew-hawk.
johnson: “hmmm that kid has a mohawk but he also has a jewfro”
gary: “jew-hawk”
when a person has a mohawk which the hair is curly, or belonging to a person who is jewish.
holy cr-p, that jewhawk is legit!
a mohawk that is not quite over 4″ tall…or a mohawk on the head of a jew
“d-mn look at that kids mohawk”…”nahh man..thats a jew hawk”
the mascot for the world’s sh-ttiest basketball team
boy i can’t believe those kansas jewhawks lost another game
rock chalk jewhawk!
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