jewish bonanza


when your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox jews and their 20 children.
paul : oh my g!!!
adam : what’s wrong??
paul : check out that jewish bonanza!!!
adam : holy f-ck!!! they’re headed straight for us!!!
paul : hide your change!!!!!

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