Jewish Car Baum
also known as the jcb, the jewish car baum is created when you combine a shot of cognac with a healthy amount of manischewitz wine as a chaser. please don’t get this confused with an irish car bomb, whose name is, indeed, derived from the jcb. note that since it is a “baum” and not a “bomb,” the brave soul drinking this mess does not necessarily have to drop the shot into thier gl-ss of manischewitz. for the cognac, the creators recommend courvoisier, because it makes you feel like a pimp.
orheez: what drink has the highest reward of getting you hammered but also the greatest risk of causing you to vomit?
slick: the jewish car baum!
cza: aww d-mn, i’ll get the camera and the trash bin.
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