Jewish Drift


the act of turning off one’s car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. recently, the term “jewish drift” has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations partic-p-ting in this once hebrew-oriented action. the action’s name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of “being frugal.”
update: when gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be recl-ssified as “jewish.”
“dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?”
“because i’m half jewish, duh! lolz ;p !!!”
“my dad said that it’s called a jewish drift.”
“aye, schlepple my sippowitz!”

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