Jewish Lease


when someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.
you know that tent i bought last weekend? i returned it today, and i’m buying a newer model next time i go camping and returning it again. oy vey what a jewish lease!

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