jewish mother
an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout yiddish randomly.
be warned: if you come to my house, you will leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
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a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot
mom, stop making me eat. i don’t need a coat. your such a jewish mother.
combining of “mother f-cker” or “m-f-” (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term “jewish” (to represent the cheapness of the other person)
nick: hey i just finished work
andrew: want to go to mcdonalds?
nick: no, i got no money…
andrew: you jewish mother!
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