Jewish Omelette


first you take an extremely large woman who has a roll covering her vajj. then,you bang her until you are colse to c-mming. right before you c-m you knock her out, and c-m in the roll. then you do other nasty things to the roll(puke,sh-t,p-ss etc.). then put the large whale in an oven and cook for 10-20 minutes at about 450 degrees. when you are done you should have a jewish omelette.
dude! you know that fat chick i hooked up with last night, i made a jewish omelette out of her.

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