Jewish Oven


similar to a dutch oven where you fart underneath the covers and pull them up over your partner so that they have to endure the stench. the jewish oven adds the twish of lighting a match once they are covered up to ignite the methane and theoretically burning your victim in a dutch oven – hence the name – jewish oven in reference to the ovens used to burn jewish people in concentration camps during world war ii by the n-z-s during the holocaust.
humorously, joe pulled the covers up over his wife as he farted then lit a match that ignited his fart and singed her eyebrows. laughing, he said, you’ve just had a jewish oven!

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