Jewish Princess


n. a woman of jewish faith and/or descent who displays at least two of the following criteria:
a) viciousness
b) greed
c) arrogance
d) vanity
e) social-dominance
f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry)
g) fragility
h) dishonesty
did you hear about herschel? the poor heeb has downed his fifth bottle of manischewitz because of that wershtuptd jewish princess he just married. oy gevald!

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