Jewish Ronson
the act of act of using someone else’s lit cigarette to light your own, or vice versa. it is especially a jewish ronson if the offending party is in possession of a functioning lighter and makes the other party use the lit cigarette anyway.
from: jewish (greedy jew) and ronson(famous lighter company).
a: hey bob got a light?
b: here you go -hands adam lit cigarette-
a: let me use you lighter d-ckhead, don’t give me a f-cking jewish ronson… i’m trying to smoke weed anyway…
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