jewish vending machine


1. a term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn’t provide a snack.

2. a term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. i would have brought you a drink too frank but the jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!

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