Jewish Wasted


when someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking “poor mans beer”
sally walks into the party and notices that david is sippin on grey goose out of crystal gl-sswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee’s best from the keg! she says, david you’re jewish wasted!!!!

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