Jewlery
a stupid and senseless way for idiots to pr-nounce the word jewelry. commonly spoken by those who pr-nounce the word nuclear as nucular.
“hey honey, how about we go to the jewlery store and pick out your engagement ring?”
“not a chance, moron. hey, read a book once in a while, k?”
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- Jf sag
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the act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like jif peanut b-tter. that girl used to be skinny, but now she’s all jiffed up.