Jewlez Syndrome


the worst of all syndromes started on cod zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to “go down” a lot, and the sudden urge to surf “the brown”
steven:”hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
wyatt:”no man, its this d-mn jewlez syndrome”

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