jewnius
someone who is both jewish and genius.
keyne: i’m a f-ckin genius!
shawn: no, you’re a jewnius.
ben: you’re f-ckin right doggie!
a very smart jewish person, or a “jewish genius.” usually used to describe a jewish person sarcastically when they are being less than intelligent.
jeremy is a jewnius for taking a shot on his own basket.
jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.
a genius but they are jewish so it only makes sense to call them jewnius.
gabe: 12×14 = 168
jake= omfg how did u know that u jewnius
a form of genius, but one who specifically knows all about jews and their heritage.
that kid singing all the prayers, hes a jewnius.
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