Jewpour


to really chince out when pouring a drink. it’s when you say “double” but really the bartender only pours you a “one and a half”. rarely acceptable. acceptable only under exceptional circ-mstances such as your bartender being exceptionally hot and dressed really scantly. you are willingly paying the price of a jewpour in order to have the eye candy around you under that circ-mstance.
hulk was sooo mad that the bartender jewpoured him a drink. took hulk 10 drinks to get a hulk buzz. hulk mad. hulk man really mad.

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