jew’s dozen
eleven of an item. unlike a baker’s dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). therefore, a jew’s dozen is only 11 of something.
costumer: i would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
jewish baker: here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
costumer: wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
jewish baker: you asked for a dozen, so i gave you exactly that…a jew’s dozen.
costumer: you’re a dirty, cheap b-st-rd.
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