Jewscuse


an excuse, usually involving a religious holiday they will not be observing, used by a jewish person to avoid school or some other obligation.
– d-mn it, i have a paper to write tonight.
– don’t worry man, it’s yom kippur tomorrow. you have a great jewscuse.

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