jewsitar


a stringed instrument, most commonly found in the hindu kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. other common features are large nose and gl-sses. the sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.
dude, i once saw a jewsitar in india. sounded like phil collins.
dude. mine sounds like kiss.

hey man, jewsitar isn’t a scrabble word.
-whines- but i get the triple word score!

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