jewsmas


a holiday celebrated about a week after christmas, until which time people who aren’t christain refrain from shopping. then on jewsmas they go on a shopping spree at rock bottom prices.

jewsmas is not hannukah, it is a christmas-like holiday (consumerism and presents are the sole focus) for jews, muslims, etc. who aren’t beholden to the dec. 25th deadline and who want to save big.
i’m taking off january 5th to hit the malls for jewsmas.

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