jewsock


a sock you use to m-st-rb-t- with
yo i need to wash my jewsock, there is like 4 loads of my masterbatory c-m in there.
a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins

it is safe to -ssume that this person is jewish
2 guys buying a drink

guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?

guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)

guy1: dude what the f-ck is that?!

guy2: it is my jew sock
to beat someone with a sock full of quarters, gelt, or sacajewea dollars; not nickels or pennies, we’re better than that.
yo! if that kid doesn’t stop hating on moses, i’m gonna jewsock him!

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