Jewsue


when a person takes advantage of an opportunity and decides to sue someone as opposed to taking other possible actions
dude 1: yo bro, i heard that -sshole punched you and you didn’t fight back!!

dude 2: don’t worry, its all good i’m just gonna jewsue his -ss and make a sh-tload of money

mrs. sloating: honey, who’s this man on your contact list??

mr. sloating: oh, that would be my jewish lawyer, just in case i wanna jewsue someone

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