Jewsy Couture
jewsy couture
clothing brand made especially for jews and jew enthusiasts. while it is lesser known among the non jew populace, jewsy couture actually hit local walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made compet-tor, juicy couture.
made with 100% real jesus tears!
example 1: “hey jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest jewsy couture shirt from walgreens”
example 2: “holy matzah b-lls! this jewsy couture product is reasonably priced!”
example 3: “sweet abraham! how could i p-ssover such a bargain?”
example 4: “wow mr. goldstien, this jewsy shirt has quality id kill (jesus) for!”
clothing brand made especially for jews and jew enthusiasts. while it is lesser known among the non jew populace, jewsy couture actually hit local walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made compet-tor, juicy couture.
made with 100% real jesus tears!
example 1: “hey jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest jewsy couture shirt from walgreens”
example 2: “holy matzah b-lls! this jewsy couture product is reasonably priced!”
example 3: “sweet abraham! how could i p-ssover such a bargain?”
example 4: “wow mr. goldstien, this jewsy shirt has quality id kill (jesus) for!”
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