Jewtiful


when a jewish girl looks so hot that you can’t explain.
guy1: did you see that girl at temple??
guy2: yeaa bro, she was mad jewtiful
a jewish girl so gorgeous that anyone would be willing to convert to get with her.
i went out with the most jewtiful girl on jdate last night.
a jew who is beyond gorgeous.
usually a girl, but can be used for the more flamboyant man-jews.
matt: sweet jewsus, she’s beautiful!
eliezer: who, savannah? no man, she’s jewtiful.

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