jewturtle
a turtle raised by master splinter under a synagogue. who is too afraid to fight because of the fact that he doesnt want to waste any money on medical bills.
thanks jewturtle i just got my -ss kicked.
1) n. a stiff, awkward dance that involves swinging and swaying your arms and hips back and forth. it is forced, unattractive, and embarr-ssing.
2) n. one who sweats uncontrolably while doing the “jewturtle”
3) n. a dancing, robotic, singing turtle that dances like an ugly jew.
1) duuude! he’s doing the jew turtle again!!
2) who does he think he is? i mean, n-body likes the jewturtle. n-body.
3) hahaha! doesn’t this turtle remind you of the way (—–) dances???
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