Jewy Asskisser


a person seeking some sort of advancement from a jewish individual by spreading his/her b-tt-cheeks and kissing their -ss-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (usually asking for money because of the -ssumption that jewish people have a lot of it).
guy 1: what does fellman think he’s going to get from being such a jewy -sskisser?
guy 2: i dunno. ask ryan his nose is already brown.

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