JGUN
the man who eats steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and sh-ts out the bones when hes done, with a steak beverage to wash it all down. he lays the rules down for all the women he comes across..no sandwich? prepare to have a rod up your -ss. girl wants to sit back and have a pina colada? try some p-n-s alotta. with a 414hp bmw m3 and quad tip exhausts, every girl who sees this machine has no choice but to bend down and take it in the -ss. this man will teach you everything he knows, but be ready, some serious life changes are required.
jgun: bro i think this prius wants to race! bro, he doesn’t know what hes up against…
markito: jared, i really dont think..(jared takes off as the grandma in her prius is overwhelmed with confusion)
jgun: look at dat sh-t b-n-r child! she couldn’t compete with the m3 blackula!
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