Jif Lemon


1) the act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.

2) to threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.

3) getting lemon.
“don’t get jif lemon”

“that geezer was getting proper jif lemon”

melvin: “someone keyed up my sean goater”
me: “savage mate, did you find out who it was?”
melvin: “yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got jif lemon on him …. he came round later that day with 250 quid.”

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