jiffed


the realization that youd been sneak thieved on
shon just jiffed my sh-t!
covering one’s p-n-s with peanut b-tter prior to penetration.
yea, we wanted to mix things up a bit last night so i jiffed inside her.
to fart, or beef, in a juicy manner…especially when a stench is prevalent.
i jiffed in the movie theater, and it made the projectionist’s eyes water.

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