Jiffy John
more commonly known as a “porta potty”
probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your “business”
warning: sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.
person 1: oh my god, i really gotta take a p-ss
person 2: haha! there’s a jiffy john right there! have at it!
person 1: ugh… let’s get this over with! -takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john-
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