Jifjaf
a horrible scenario that happens of bad consequences from a previous action of stupidity.
george: (calling pete)… “hey pete get over here quick! i just got in a jifjaf of a situation.”
pete: “oh snap, i’ll be over there in a jiffy.”
george: “this isn’t time for jokes , hurry!”
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