jigawatt
unit of power used by a flux-capicitor.
“1.21 jigawatts ! the only thing that can produce that kind of energy is.. a bolt of lightning.”
gigawatt
see gigawatts.
“what the h-ll is a jigawatt!?”
measurement for high amounts of electricity
tuna’s time machine needed 1.21 jigawatts to successfully make it into the past.
in physics, a measurement utilized to measure jay-z’s power output. the actual number of jigawatts is variable of course, depending on his mood and stamina.
great scott, marty! during that last concert jay-z produced enough jigawatts to fry the flux capacitor on the delorean….now you’ll never get back to 1988!
(n.) an overtly intelligent black person; one who shuns the ‘street’ image espoused by his rap-worshipping peers.
dude, check out that negro with the bow tie and cravat.
yeah, he’s a real jigawatt.
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