jigglemit
the act of spontaneous defication; random p–ping
guy 1:dude jim got hit pretty hard, is he ok?
guy 2:yeah but he jigglemited everywhere, it was gross.
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an unconscious tic in the arm during sleep; necessitates partner to sleep in a different bed. see also: jimmy leg you can have a jimmy arm? like you wouldn’t believe!
- Jizzershit
the act of sh-tting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting. my cousin faris decided to j-zzersh-t my toilet, but forgot to flush.
- Jizz Hermit
a person living in seclusion that relies on j-zz for nourishment. “f-ck joel, why are you such a j-zz hermit?” (mate#1) “i think joel is actually a j-zz hermit.” (mate#2) “well he is withdrawn and depends on j-zz for sustenance.”
- Jizzology
is the world’s fastest growing religion dedicated to one’s s-xual enlightenment. j-zzology is the study of c-mming. our mission is to guide you to complete s-xual freedom & knowingness. i met a member of the church of j-zzology last night, he knew everything about c-mming.
- J-Method
the method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook. boy 1: hey man, nice board. boy 2: thanks, but i can’t find a place to put it, it’s wet and i don’t wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my […]