jiji
j-panese for “old man”
jiji thy
a term for a person who does not give a ‘spoiler alert’, thereby ruining movies/shows for you. a lot of people give away spoilers online without writing -spoiler alert- first. they should be criminally charged but for now we can atleast have a term for these -ssholes.
a: dude, did you watch the episode where claire is shot?
b: no! dude! wtf! you’re a total jiji!
@a: omg rip hank!!!! #breakingbad
@b: you f-cking jiji! this is a spoiler.
n. (ge-ge) ridicule with extreme and pure sarcasm, where the recipient of the sarcasm has done something clearly offensive or completely un-necessary.
it is the longest word completely composed of dotted letters and is the word with the most dotted letters in a row with four.
two people are riding in a taxi when it crashes into another car. jerilyn, one of the p-ssengers of the taxi, says to her friend “woah, the taxi seriously just crashed into another car!” then doug, the other p-ssenger and friend of jerilyn, says with remarkable sarcasm, “i am so glad you were here to tell me that, without you i would not have had any clue that the taxi just crashed.” the taxi driver, who overheard the sarcasm, says, “that was a total jiji!”
the embodiment of blue collar “do-it-yourself” mentality.
an ideology devoid of supernatural forces or karmic influences, which places special emphasis on personal ability and strength.
f-ck juju. praise jiji. that is all.
see geegee
n. (ge-ge) ridicule with extreme and pure sarcasm, where the recipient of the sarcasm has done something clearly offensive or completely un-necessary.
it is the longest word completely composed of dotted letters and is the word with the most dotted letters in a row with four.
two people are riding in a taxi when it crashes into another car. jerilyn, one of the p-ssengers of the taxi, says to her friend “woah, the taxi seriously just crashed into another car!” then doug, the other p-ssenger and friend of jerilyn, says with remarkable sarcasm, “i am so glad you were here to tell me that, without you i would not have had any clue that the taxi just crashed.” the taxi driver, who overheard the sarcasm, says, “that was a total jiji!”
small jiji, i small and rather pathetic individual. in comparison to big hambo, she is just a bit sh-t
oi! jiji, p-ss off….. you cant dance!
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