Jill Card


a mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.
ryan: i’m ready to go out and have some fun. i’ve been planning this night out for weeks.
jill: i don’t feel like going out. you can’t go.

friends: she just played the jill card.

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