jim beam
genuine kentucky bourbon.
do you want a tom collins? no, i’ll have a beam and c-ke, thanks.
an evil kentucky concoction that ought to come with bail money attached to the bottle.
“i got loaded on jim beam and ended up in the harlin county jail for the weekend.”
a type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. jim beam’s best friends are sam adams, jose cuervo, jack daniels, and captain morgan.
when my cousin drinks jim beam, he gets mean.
an unpopular but ubiquitous bourbon whiskey that tastes like cough syrup. it’s kinda good, it just lacks x-factor.
your grandma snuck through the liquor store till some jim beam caught her eye.
a cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.
friend1: i got a 5th of jim beam, lets get wasted and f-ck each other up the b-tt!
friend2: uh…
an alcoholic beverage
i had some jim beam and c-ke last night
the poor man’s jack daniel’s
“hey man, you going to pick up some jack for the party tonight?”
“nah, i’m running a bit low on cash. i’ll get some jim beam instead”
“poor b-st-rd”
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