Jim Bob Nut Calamity
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the s-m-n into a hollow strap-on d-ld-. she then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners -n-s and re–j-c-l-t-s his own s-m-n back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
david gave cindy a great jim bob nut calamity last night, and let me tell you, his -ss was sore the next day.
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