Jim Gaffigan
a great comedian, who has some great jokes.
did you watch the jim gaffigan special last night?
a guy that does the hot pocket jokes (f-ckin’ hilarious) and also the inventor of the pale force cartoon where he and conan o’brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples………….pimped!
jim gaffigan: n-body ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. it more like……. i wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!……..hot pocket…diarreah pocket!
an extremely funny comedian, in my opinion, the only comedian ever who can even come close to mitch hedberg, a comedy god. was also on that 70’s show, as was mitch, and was in super troopers.
likes to talk about hot pockets, and during shows talks to himself….also very pale
my wife recently went through a period of extreme laziness, or as she likes to call it…pregnancy. “i’m tired”, honey just move those cinderblocks…”its cold” well ill let you in as soon as you move the cinder blocks.-jim gaffigan
an absolutely hilarious comedian. he is also in some really good movies, including super troopers, igby goes down, and the great new wonderful, among others.
jim gaffigan is brilliant!
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“…my father was from sweden and my mother was elton john.”
-jim gaffigan
a guy that does the hot pocket jokes (f-ckin’ hilarious) and also the inventor of the pale force cartoon where he and conan o’brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples………….pimped!
jim gaffigan: n-body ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. it more like……. i wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!……..hot pocket…diarreah pocket!
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