Jim Henson


(also known as the jeff dunham)
(verb) to -n-lly fist a girl so deep, she is literally your hand puppet. you can also subst-tute jim henson for jeff dunham when dealing with your more contemporary gals who just don’t have any clue who the f-ck the muppets are.
dude i just jim hensoned the sh-t out of this b-tch. literally, shoulder deep, feces on my collar bone. whats good?
the act of fisting and when the hand is completely inside, the hand is then fully opened and closed causing the recipiants eyes and mouth to open and close. think of a puppet and a vantrilaquist.
that b-tch was so loose not even the ole’ jim henson fazed her

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